koujakuandthediamonds:

the worst is when you’re reading a really good book that follows multiple characters’ stories and you love it 90% of the time until it periodically switches back to that one character’s story that you just could not care less about and it’s like an entire chapter of internal groaning while waiting for the plot to switch back to a character you actually care about


towongfoo:

you’re telling me a chicken fried this rice?


(Source: drunkdirk)


7tyk:

Men - Elves - Dwarves

I couldn’t sleep last night so i made these.



forever2k13blogger:

i wonder how many future famous people i’ve met

(Source: oknope)


heart:

there are people that use their phone in the bathroom and there are people that lie


"After wrapping Guardians of the Galaxy I was very homesick and I was coming home to my wife and my son, who at the time was 13 months old. My wife told me ‘Hey, listen there’s a chance he may not recognize you and he may be a little shy’ and so I came in there, and he just sat right up and had this big smile on his face. He started saying ‘Daddy, daddy, daddy!’ and I just started to cry. He saw the tears in my eyes and started doing bits to make me laugh and that just made me cry more."

- Chris Pratt on the best day of his life.

(Source: squidward-tenassholes)


(Source: anetawu)


haaaaaaaaave-you-met-ted:

j-willikers:

wicked-mint-leaves:

kateevangelistaauthor:

This is SO cool that I just had to share.

you clever fuckers

my teacher used this today

W+H+I+S+K+E+Y23+8+9+19+11+5+25 = 100%

haaaaaaaaave-you-met-ted:

j-willikers:

wicked-mint-leaves:

kateevangelistaauthor:

This is SO cool that I just had to share.

you clever fuckers

my teacher used this today

W+H+I+S+K+E+Y
23+8+9+19+11+5+25 = 100%

image


(Source: trhanduil)


I was walking around yesterday and I had sunglasses on — and I hate wearing sunglasses because I think it’s really pretentious, but it was sunny, so I wore sunglasses — and someone recognized me when I had sunglasses on! That was really scary, but I found it really cool as well, I was like, “Hey, you recognized my eyebrows! Yay!”

(Source: starkeddard)


Fall Out Boy - Centuries
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deadvalley:

Fall Out Boy - Centuries

you will remember me for centuries